Is it ridiculous that I still insist that this is a contesting blog? If you don’t count the Chicago latke-cook-off, then I haven’t won a thing since June of last year. Of course, Baby Bird is undoubtedly the best prize a Chicken could hope to get her hands on. Unless BB is busy demonstrating her prowess in the diaper department. Then she’s sort of a booby prize.
I came home from work at lunch today to find both my parents hovering over the Bird, who was perched on her changing table. Her onesie was messed. Her t-shirt was messed. The padded cover for her special green chair was crumpled and in the laundry pile. And my poor parents could not figure out how to get her out of her clothes without the mess getting all over her face. I swooped in, thinking I’d show them what a good, competent mother I was. Baby Bird then proceeded to smile and pee all over me and her changing table.
So I guess I learned my lesson. Which is, if someone else is already on diaper patrol, wave hello and go heat up some packaged chicken.
Mega Mighty Bites Name Game
The Rules: Submit a name for the Mega Mighty Bites chicken mascot and why it should be selected ("Submission"). Explanation must not exceed two hundred (200) words. If the exact name has already been submitted, you will be notified immediately and given the opportunity to enter a new Submission. Reflect exciting nature of this fantastic feathered fowl.
Judging Criteria: Creativity/Originality (33%); Humor (33%); and Fit with the Mega Mighty Bites Brand Image (34%) In the event of a tie for the highest score, the entrant whose Submission received the highest score in the Fit with the Mega Mighty Bites Brand Image category, as determined by the qualified judges in their sole discretion, will be deemed the potential Grand Prize winner.
The Prize: A trip for four (4) to Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL. Trip package includes roundtrip, coach-class air transportation for four (4) from a major airport near winner’s home (determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion) to Orlando, FL; four (4) nights accommodations in a hotel determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion (two (2) rooms, double occupancy); 3-Day Disney's Magic Your Way Plus Park Hopper Tickets for four (4); free shuttle service to Disney's theme parks; and $1,000 spending money.
Entry that I did not submit: The Incredibly Talented Mr. Chickley
