When Rooster became a Bar Mitzvah back in the mid-80’s, he was sure that when it was over he was going to get lucky. Alas, the chicks of the day were not throwing down. And Rooster was crushed.
So there I was, last Saturday morning in a more modern, but no less awkward Bat (for a girl) Mitzvah. From my chair, I could see into the hallway where a young teen in a tight green collard shirt walked past a rack of prayer shawls. He backtracked, stood looking at the shawls, then crouched down and straightened them so that their tassels were aligned. Nodding once to himself, he paused a moment longer before reluctantly edging back into the sanctuary.
As I watched him, it struck me that he might be gay. Something about the way he moved; that tight green shirt, and his rendezvous with the prayer shawls. I hoped that if he was, he wouldn’t have too hard a time coming out. It is tough being 13 and thinking that the junior high school world is the one that you’re stuck with. I wanted to tell him not to worry, that just like Rooster, the one who will win his heart is out there somewhere…
THE DISH THAT WON HIS HEART CONTEST
The Rules: They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and we want to hear about the tasty treat that makes him fall in love all over again -- every time you serve it! Whether it's an entree, side or dessert, send us the recipe he can't resist (must be your original creation), in 300 words or less. Please include your name, complete address, telephone number, and a good-quality photo of yourself. Please also include your e-mail address.
Judging Criteria: All entries will be judged by Quick & Simple editors based on the following criteria: creativity (34%); originality (33%); and clarity of expression (33%).
The Prize: One (1) Grand Prize winner will receive a red Sony VAIO CR Series Laptop computer from Intel.com, approximate retail value: $1,400. The winner will also receive a red-accented Heart Truth 2008 sewing machine with computerized features from Janome.com, approximate retail value: $500.
The Entry: These steak tacos are tossed in a puree of green chiles, marmalade, and citrus. Served up with fresh orange, watercress and pickled pink onions.
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