Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Jelly Belly VI Fat Elvis

I just found out what I'm going to look like when I'm old. My new exercise regime includes a pool and therefore goggles. When I take off the goggles, they leave large semi-circular suction marks under my eyes in the exact spot where my wrinkles should be. Totally scary. And it doesn't fade for at least an hour. Instant aging.

Jelly Belly Dream Bean Contest

The Rules: Using a limit of 25-characters, create a Dream Bean flavor. Describe the jelly belly using 500 characters or less.

The Prize: $10,000 and 100 pounds of the winning Jelly Belly flavor.

The Entry: Fat Elvis knew what he was doing when he smeared bananas and peanut butter together in a butter-fried sandwich. And Jelly Belly can easily follow suit. Peanut butter covered banana dream beans are the answer to the Jelly Belly snacker who wants to get in touch with her inner hound dog: The Fat Elvis Dream Bean.