Watch me take a cue from Peter Pan and think Happy Thoughts, because man have I been in a downward spiral!
Happy Thought #1: My assistant at work told me that Baby Bird is more sophisticated than any other baby she has ever met because BB knows how to drink from a plastic water bottle.
Which cancels out Sad Thought #1: Everyone else in the contesting world is too sophisticated for me! Have you seen the other blogs out there? The flavor combos! The recipes! The friggin' food photography! I am totally finished. Not to mention Food & Wine superstar-- I never had a glimmer of a chance.
Happy Thought #2: Anyone who hasn't seen me in a couple months looks at me now, like the guy from our condo meeting tonight, and says: "wow, you got skinny!"
Which cancels out Sad Thought #2: Rooster and I haven't eaten anything but leftover-big-pot-of-whatever-I-made-on-Sunday, and cheese and crackers for weeks now.
Happy Thought #3: My baby talks. A lot. She has an opinion about everything, and she uses the most grown-up shrugs and gestures to accompany her commentary.
Which cancels out Sad Thought #3: I have no idea what she is saying.
Closing with a Happy Thought: She's a budding artist!
Over and out.
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