Pam

The Chicken is a semi-finalist in the PAM grilling contest. Tonight is the big night--and the party is going down at The Bachelor's house. As a semi-finalist, The Chicken is now a contestant in the national video "who's the best griller" competition. She will back up her claim of being a "theme griller" and convince those judges to fly her and Rooster to New York where she will compete for $10,000...

SCRIPT for The Chicken's PAMper Yourself Grilling Party

Long shot open, The Chicken spraying PAM on grill rack, on kabobs, on utensils

Narrator

This is The Chicken. She’s a whiz with PAM. Look how she maneuvers that can to produce a perfect mist. Nothing’s going to stick to that grill...

Close up of grill.

Narrator

...or those kabobs, or that spatula. This sure looks like it’s going to be a stress-free party. But the guests will be here in any minute…so why is The Chicken wearing that crazy pink robe?

Hey Chicken, what’s up with the robe?


The Chicken

Well _____, tonight I decided to PAMper myself, and what better way to do that then to lounge about in a comfy robe. Actually—this whole evening is about being PAMpered. This is the Pamper Yourself Grilling Party!

Music

The Chicken

Oh look, here comes our first guest. It’s _________and s/he looks upset. Long work week ________?

Guest1

Yeah.

The Chicken

Want to get out some of that 9-5 aggression?

Guest1

Yeah.

Bring guest to "Shake it out" Pam station to shake a Pam can

The Chicken

Here. Shake this.

Guest1

Whew. I needed that.

Narrator & The Chicken leap into frame

The Chicken & Narrator

You’ve been pampered

Smile cheesy and hold up PAM cans

Narrator

And here’s The Chicken’s husband Rooster, home from a long day at work. Lets watch and see what happens.

The Chicken

Hi honey, you look beat. Take off that tie. Try this instead.

Gives Rooster a robe.

Rooster

Wow, that feels great, but my eyes hurt. And I’m hungry.

The Chicken

How about a cooling cucumber eye mask?

Brings Rooster to a chair, puts 2 cucumbers on his eyes. Sprays a cucumber slice with PAM olive oil spray and dunks it in balsamic.

The Chicken

Try this

Rooster

Yum. Tasty

Narrator & The Chicken leap into frame

The Chicken & Narrator

You’ve been pampered

Smile cheesy and hold up PAM cans

Film remaining guests coming in.

Narrator

Now lets watch the grill master at work.

The Chicken preps, sprays, cooks. When it’s time to eat…

Narrator

What a PAM-tastic buffet

The Chicken

Well it wouldn’t be nearly as good without PAM, and without all my pamtastic guests.

Guests

We’ve been PAMpered!